Ernest Hemingway: Funny Fathers Day QuotesTo be a successful father, there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
Bill Cosby: Funny Fathers Day QuotesIf the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
Robert Orben: Funny Fathers Day QuotesLife was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards
Peter De Vries: Funny Fathers Day QuotesMy father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too.
